Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I farted during a Zoom call in front of our client. I thought mic was muted. My Team Lead had lot of things to say to me. FML
Today, while as a therapist, a client made an audible fart and pointed out that she had done so. Shortly after, she wrinkled her nose as she savored the odor. She began to discuss her significant trauma issues. Before I could respond, her fart wafted over to me, making any mature response pointless. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML
Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML
Today, I was working at my desk and wearing my new noise cancelling headphones. I couldn’t hear anyone around me, so I let out a nice long fart. Every desk behind me was occupied and the fart was not silent. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
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Top comments
eyecon502 13
So she was talking out her ass?
Rddvl 11
Haha. I can just imagine the awkward silence after she farted.
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Comments (112)
phantumgrey 6
Lol that sucks
eminemlqs 0
Just an excuse man,companies always welcome those who overqualified
failgamer 7
Wrong post
DomDomxoxo 16
Wrong FML bro
KiddNYC1O 22
Let me try! Wrong ink, bro...
BunBunBabe 8
She was just too concentrated on those sentences she was shouting haha
Snafuusmc 12
That's a stinky situation...
mcerin 10
Whatever she's probably fat
tiarrae 10
That's very shallow of you.
rattusrattus 19
That's going on my list of '1000 things to want to do before I die, but never acheive them because I can't really be bothered'...
1crabbygirl 10
Then all you had to do was not laugh out loud!
ClassicASaVlasic 3
Too much Guinness Black Lager!
KiddNYC1O 22
Is that the dark, bitter-tasting one?
j_cat187 20
That's the good stuff
edfd3212 1
Should've charged her extra for that.
KiddNYC1O 22
I too hate flash bangs.