Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I farted during a Zoom call in front of our client. I thought mic was muted. My Team Lead had lot of things to say to me. FML
Today, while as a therapist, a client made an audible fart and pointed out that she had done so. Shortly after, she wrinkled her nose as she savored the odor. She began to discuss her significant trauma issues. Before I could respond, her fart wafted over to me, making any mature response pointless. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML
Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML
Today, I was working at my desk and wearing my new noise cancelling headphones. I couldn’t hear anyone around me, so I let out a nice long fart. Every desk behind me was occupied and the fart was not silent. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
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Top comments
eyecon502 13
So she was talking out her ass?
Rddvl 11
Haha. I can just imagine the awkward silence after she farted.
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Comments (112)
waterpistol 4
girls don't fart
ImTheAlpha 30
Nope, we døn't. Gøød bøy.
123josie123 11
We fart rainbows and glitter..
traze 7
Who said they don't?!(O_o) that's a lie I say. Rainbows of poison and glitters of death.
KiddNYC1O 22
Okay, Ke$ha. =P
deviable 9
We toot.
admiralfeb 13
Oh girls fart, but ladies don't
Katastrophe101 8
When girls fart it materializes into a vanilla scented white bunny and it hops away and it's gorgeous. Everybody knows this.
rubberduckie94 13
That took the wind out of her sail.
friisen_ 0
Litterally
skipzabeat 0
Don't mess with her she'll "blow" you away!
Matchew89 4
just showing some appreciation for the dryest comment here. thank you :)
SortOfSexy 4
Look at the bright side, extra flavor.
Shelta957 13
Yea, I read it as coffee too :/
heyitslexx 3
Gross. She couldent have waited until she was in the hall or her OWN office? Or maybe even the bathroom????
bfsd42 20
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. "
dontpanic_fml 32
Yes, 27, farting is always intentional. Nobody ever accidentally farts creating some sort of socially horrifying situation, or anything like that.
ddeathbombb 5
Farts are natural
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
So is ******** on the floor, but we do try to control ourselves every now and then.
berichsoon 11
One more fart and I'm calling security to kick u out
florido_fml 10
How embarrassing..
icey0796 6
Ugh, the incompetance of people.
WCARlover 35
I hate when farts escape, it's so embarrassing >.< one time, cute boy, I was laughing really hard...yeah I think we know where this is going :/
10K3NNY10 0
Ew
WCARlover 35
Yeah cause I'm sure you never fart -_-
micahsmommy 13
I don't think that's what Ice Cube meant when he said "...put your ass into it."