Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself. The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated for cow diseases. FML
ihatecoldfeet tells us more.
hey op here, wow the things city people don't understand! First off, each and every calf must be vaccinated or they could become Ill.Second I wasn't in front of the calf, the person holding the calf let go of it unexpectedly
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ARetardedSeal 24
First it's the vaccine, then you'll have the urge to eat grass. Then the transformation begins
ChocolateScyther 19
Jenny McCarthy could use one of those shots.
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theweasel 16
No mad cow disease for you!
amanda182 19
I don't see how some people wouldn't understand this FML. You should know what a calf and a needle is... Then she stated she's now vaccinated for cow diseases. So it explains it all right there, Jease.
CouchOrnament 11
Now you will get bovine autism.
Nimor 25
"Forced" vaccination... hmm, I'm sure the subject will start another debate somewhere :))
veteran1984 6
didn't you hear it tell you to mooove
lostinareverie 21
Now you'll clearly get cow autism.
Scryll 17
Barely made it to the bottom of reading the comments.... Mostly because of kibster9...
Bobalicia 13
My science teacher did that once
elcee1987 18
Wow. Understanding this post apparently separates the boys from the men, so to speak. I'm a city girl and even I had no problem understanding it. Sheesh.
lestethegreat 10
Yup, my brother got vaccinated for black leg once. Never fails to amaze me how some ppl don't understand how the rest of the world works