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Wmsys32pr9 United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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It's not the kids fault, she has horrible parents and therefore no good example to follow. I don't hate her any more than I hate a misbehaving dog...the parents need to be kicked in the nads (or better yet, sterilized)

@9 & 48, your comebacks are terrible. Seriously. A good comeback is short, concise, and poetic. It must flow off the tongue, not sound like something you planned in advance.

#9- awesome comeback hahahahaha

Some people should not be allowed to breed.

I'll bet that lady's husband is also her brother. And yeah, I could definitely see Wal-Mart being the location of this little story.

well did you do something that made the little kid and the mother think you neither to "go **** yourself"

That there is exactly what's wrong with kids these days. The parents suck!

DeanWnchstr12479 6

Exactly. There should be a law against it or something.

...chivalry is dead :(

Parents are such bad influences these days

Wow what this world is coming 2