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Wmsys32pr9 United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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such bullshit.. no one would just randomly go up to u n tell u to **** urself. u must have deserved it

you should have punched her in the throat

brittanycraze 0

wow.. what a bitch.. i wouldve kicked her in the crotch, and been like, "I hope you remember how this feels when you try and make another disgusting little brat like this one." btw, im having a little girl in July, and she will NEVER say things like this, especially in public.

You should killed two birds with one stone and knocked the little ***** both out.

This isn't really a FML. This is more of a ETHTMO (Entertaining Things Happen To Me Occasionally).

#9 OMFG LMFAO!!!! you're are sooooo right!!!!hahahah brilliant

******* kids these days eh

Don't worry... stupid people like that rarely ever make it far in life...

kids these days. **** their parents. I say bend the kid over and say..oh i dunno..10 smacks on the bottom? When the mother comes to yell at you take off the belt and tell her to drop her pants..shes getting belted till she can't see straight for being a dumb bitch. #9 haha

her mom must be so proud of her!