Kids: Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck... - FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Ib83 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:02

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

jaxx11 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:13

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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adameeo 21

Friday 16 December 2011 20:48

Kids will say the darndest things

zoe768532 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:54

Like mother like dauhter!

nanaooze 1

Friday 27 January 2012 22:03

That is so random little kid out of no were

bigredmachine666 5

Monday 30 January 2012 2:48

did you slap the b**ch?

kourtneybitch 2

Sunday 5 February 2012 0:28

lmfao what'd you do?!

chubby_choco 17

Saturday 18 February 2012 2:15

****, I hate kids. So happy I'm a lesbian right now.

MegaSolipsist 13

Wednesday 21 March 2012 7:10

You should have punched her in the face :)

EEBAL 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 6:48

My parents would have slapped the crap out of me!!

NatalieMalik 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:45

Like mother like daughter

ohshitjens 5

Saturday 21 April 2012 6:53

Isn't this from the c&h comic? Lol, coincidence much?

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