Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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TMI
Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML
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dva976 7
Tell her, her vaginas kinda loose. Lol!
Rei_Ayanami 18
Perhaps you should impress her with yours so she will talk about it instead.
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knoxxx 22
I don't know why all these girls who we hear about through fml feel the need to talk to their current about their ex boyfriends. I never talk about my ex's to my boyfriend, that's just mean.
Enslaved 38
Start talking about your ex-girlfriends' boobs, just so she knows how comparing ex's body parts feel like.
Acaprice14 9
You mustn't be her first. Damn sure won't be her last. Time to use the pump!
Red_Ranger_Rules 0
Tell her ****** looks like ham
metalcoremaster 4
Roast beef
hateevryone 15
next time tell her about your ex girlfriend's ******.
InSanityx 7
So you asked her and she'll probably comply? The issue is already resolved no need for an 'FML', get over it. There would be no logic in insulting the appearance of her outer female genitalia, would just cause more problems.
irishman1989 0
I'd tell her to go back to it if she misses it so much or to shut the **** up
Breezy4sheezy 2
Maybe next time she says something you snap on her and put your dick in her eye so that she can see where you are cumming from.
camogirl 0
Clever turn on words. Awesome comment!
AdamBasebal69 0
Wait, you have a girlfriend?
LadyLol_fml 15
it was a nice penis, what can ya do?