Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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TMI
Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML
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dva976 7
Tell her, her vaginas kinda loose. Lol!
Rei_Ayanami 18
Perhaps you should impress her with yours so she will talk about it instead.
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Comments (110)
imabeastmofukka 5
Drop the bitch!
BigRob3069 0
Wow she is the best ;)
anon80214 15
"It was just so amazing. Always left me wanting him more and more..." *OP stops thrusting* "Can you please stop talking about his penis now?"
ThecomingofTan 9
You wouldn't have that problem if you got a blow-up doll. They can't talk about their ex's penis.
GoW_Chick 15
Well maybe she was just so blown away by yours she was trying to figure out how she could of ever had another
jorge_guevara 0
Get her a *****
Yeskah 0
When being in a new relationship, no one should ever bring up anything about any past relationships. If they do, they're still not over them. I say dump her for being an idiot!
SmittyJA24 26
That rule about abstaining from sex before marriage was designed with girls like her in mind ... to protect guys like you.
sourkey 0
Thats a good sign that she wants more of yours
reldnahceus 8
Send her back to him, if she misses it so much!