Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran downstairs to meet the Amazon driver and threw on a shirt in a rush. Only after he left did I realise it was my shirt with artful rips in the design and I'd forgot to put on a vest under it. I'd flashed the driver my entire right boob with nipple piercing through one of the holes. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway in the back seat of my friends car. I looked over to the left and was greeted by a van full of adolescent boys waving and making the "call me" hand gesture. I then happened to looked down and realized that my right boob was completely out of my top. FML
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
btstig 11
The collar of your shirt got caught in his grill?Where you checking your teeth in his headlights?
jonn090 13
Pic or it didn't happen
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (98)
unfortunate_13 5
Waiting for this one to appear on IMMD, but from the guy's point of view. Or on MLIA in case he's gay.
perdix 31
It's funny how things balance out. As much as your life got ****** by this incident, his life got awesome-ized! You're going to be his masturbtion image for many years.
btstig 11
That is definitely going in his spank bank.
perdix 31
I'm glad you knew the name for this. You learn something new every day. Now that I got this, I can shut off my brain for the rest of the day :)
LMA0 5
masturbation*
mikeymayhem_87 15
Ouch.... Ripping clothes in a rush, especially like that, does indeed suck. Sorry OP
notsorandomguy 18
Go to work like that. You now can get a raise and have an excuse for the means of it.
vi3tno_romeo 5
Tics for tats??...
PeteyPablo12308 20
This makes no sense^
PYLrulz 17
My guess is, autocorrect got him, and meant "**** for Tats", but even then, the s is not needed in either word.
Crimsos 4
Tic for tac? You got bad breath. Just saying.
MonsterCommenter 4
I bet that made his day.
Ace2254 8
Fun
blanccamaro74 6
Yes but you made his day lol
wheel_man07 0
Damn it why do i never get to see such things?
humorizer 14
Well, at least he had a good day?