Today, my friends and I went to the beach. We were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I noticed that a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the beach. I was in the ocean and I looked over my shoulder and saw a big black spot. Knowing that there were big crabs on the beach, I screamed. Everyone in the water heard including the lifeguards. It turns out it was just my shadow. FML
Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML
Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
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o0ginger0o 7
...and this is why we think before we act
kaitlynadele 0
I can't blame you for picking up the roses. I might have done the same thing. I didn't know that people still do boat funerals.
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kaitlynadele 0
I can't blame you for picking up the roses. I might have done the same thing. I didn't know that people still do boat funerals.
z3r0ram 0
was probably the throwing of the ashes from cremation
LewJH 0
I probably would have done the same. :) It was a public place, so no fault on your part.
kewlcat 0
you wish you helped!
hottopicthief 0
that's just wrong, wouldn't you think something was up to see roses in the ocean?
hahahaloser 0
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ErinSaysHerro 0
ydi
00754chan 0
genius
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...It's the girls in the front row singing It's the boys with the wheels that bring them It's the lighters in the air and you guys up there You're the heart and the soul and the reason we do what we do Here's to you, here's to you, oh yeah, oh c'mon..." Yes, i know it's used, but its still a thank you. in lyric form
SlightlyGPirate 0
hahaha damn i would've deff. done the same thing. i mean who looks for a boat? i wouldn't have given it a second thought xD
Calogero_fml 0
who wears white to a funeral?
redbluegreen 41
White is actually the 'true' color of death in many cultures, so it's not as uncommon as you think.
k3rosene 0
Some Asian cultures, for instance.