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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Then it hit me
Today, while eating dinner, a car alarm went off outside for 15 minutes and was driving me crazy, until I realized it was my car. FML
Top comments
Jimboom 12
Thats ok. Don't feel bad, most people don't even know what their own car alarm sounds like. So don't worry about it. It was probably a false alarm anyway, just enjoy your meal and worry about it when you leave. Yours sincerely, Mr Car Thief
KingAdrock 16
Not only do YDI, but this should prove to you that your car alarm is 100% worthless. If someone had broken into your car to steal something, they'd have it and be long gone. If they were stealing your car, they'd have disabled your alarm 14.5 minutes before you noticed anything. Car alarms only do one thing. Piss off your neighbors to the point that they want to to put a brick through your windshield because your alarm goes off every time a cat brushes against your car.
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Comments (112)
Hecka_cool 2
I smell of dangerous chemicals.
Color_my_rainbow 0
-__-...you're hecka_idiotic
uhazsquiads 0
not for long an ur an idiot -_-
Brittney_E 0
ultra fail!
selenagirl_fml 0
dumbass
kriptonite_fml 0
u r a gayfish.
Brittney_E 0
gayfish? that's a new one
nyrangers1022 6
once again another crappy fml. unless someone broke ur window or stole stuff
selenagirl_fml 0
1, go get mod, then die in a hole.
un_nomable 6
hahh gay fish. good song good song... I don't see how this is so bad? they go off everyday of every minuet. maybe it'll go off again and your alarm system will malfunction and Jam and you won't be able to turn it off. that's an FML right there.
Shookitup 0
uhm? ^^^ anyways, did you not eat by a window? If I was eating and I was near a window hearing a car alarm, I think my first instinct would be to look.
SupxD 0
huge fail..! sumone doesn't use their brain took often...! haha.. wow the girl on top..is like really pretty..! ha jus pointing it out..!xD
lord_of_yaks 0
don't care
LightningLadyy 0
Yeah, FYL. It's not like this has never happened....
pattapalmtree 0
wow ur real ****** slow
DemonChicken 0
these fmls suck lately
DocBastard 40
Lojack FTW
airborn54 0
did you run into any killer marble dust while outside?
rockediny 0
41s pic is disgusting...
selenagirl_fml 0
lol 64... I clinged when I saw Justin bieber...
selenagirl_fml 0
ugh, double post...
BenD0VER 0
It's funny because someone broke into your car and stole everything. I bet the stuff they stole was nice and moist. Take that, legonut!
s3xw4x 0
classic fail. YDI no offense there #35 but you aren't goin anywhere with that plane crash on top of your head.
6969awesome 0
oh no ur car alarm went off? fyl indeed douche
pandapoopDX 0
ur an idiot.
580JOHN623 0
I think I've missed the point of the website, I'm in the wrong place.
BallinJ 0
ydi. i hate people like you who never turn off their annoying alarm.
liljeron 0
YDI for not knowing your own car/ alarm
Danhickey 0
haha everyday of every minute? way to make your point...
number0 8
YDI for having a car alarm YDI for having a car YDI for eating dinner YDI for wasting money on those things YDI for trying to be a high roller
stedfastwolf 11
fail
aFMLaddict 0
YDI this reply for trying to be funny.
EmilyKitten9 0
Lol
quent10 0
WRONG 69 it's funny because the humpbot from robot chicken was making OPs car nice and moist
avenged7fold6661 0
next time look out the window...duh
_streets_ 19
1 you're stupid
melijoonam 0
Moron
jennisrad 0
haha how funny :D
tofumeat 0
fyneighbor's life?
LisaBanana 0
This is a stupid FML.
lickmyjock 0
+1
ThugNastys 0
well did anything get stolen? haha.
karlita22 0
this is stupidddddddddd........ and u are too
selenagirl_fml 0
This is stupid and you are too.
joker141 0
http://www.gratismspoints.com/?i=134937
letsgododgers213 0
ydi for not recognizing your own cars alarm
Brittney_E 0
except there's one flaw, most alarms are the same.
letsgododgers213 0
oh haha im sorry ;) did they rob the op?