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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Then it hit me
Today, while eating dinner, a car alarm went off outside for 15 minutes and was driving me crazy, until I realized it was my car. FML
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Jimboom 12
Thats ok. Don't feel bad, most people don't even know what their own car alarm sounds like. So don't worry about it. It was probably a false alarm anyway, just enjoy your meal and worry about it when you leave. Yours sincerely, Mr Car Thief
KingAdrock 16
Not only do YDI, but this should prove to you that your car alarm is 100% worthless. If someone had broken into your car to steal something, they'd have it and be long gone. If they were stealing your car, they'd have disabled your alarm 14.5 minutes before you noticed anything. Car alarms only do one thing. Piss off your neighbors to the point that they want to to put a brick through your windshield because your alarm goes off every time a cat brushes against your car.
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Jimboom 12
Thats ok. Don't feel bad, most people don't even know what their own car alarm sounds like. So don't worry about it. It was probably a false alarm anyway, just enjoy your meal and worry about it when you leave. Yours sincerely, Mr Car Thief
Crystal_Dreams 0
#15 made me laugh! It's okay, false alarm, you just enjoy your meal. :) Lots of love, car thief! Hehe...
zenti 2
You don't need to repeat what he just said, we can all read it.
XXXL87 0
YDI! i i hope u had everything stolen! i hope the car was put up on blocks and all the doors taken off you ****** idiot!
supermoumoute_fml 0
Could be any car 'cause most if the alarms sound pretty much the same...Don't even know the reason why yours started anyway...but YDI because you were probably not the only one pissed off by the noise!!
beckybecks20 8
Epic fail (:
C33JAY 0
hahaha the awesomeness!! wat a dumb azz!
suffokateslowly 0
okay so i have a huge question why the hell do comments get moderated?? ive been on here for awhile im sure you guys have seen my comments floating around here somewhere..and yesterday i got moderated what happened to fml you used to be able to have opinions??
Flipflops4ever 0
Today while eating dinner a car alarm went off & drove me crazy. The bozo who owned the car didn't bother to check for 15 minutes. FML.
bbycakesb 0
haha i'm with number 6.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having a car alarm. YDI for having a car. YDI for eating food.
selenagirl_fml 0
lmao
Barrientos432 5
Who ever said OP was eating food? :O *Gasp*
selenagirl_fml 0
OP was eating dinner!!!
Chrisskiies 0
What a fail.. -_-
Barrientos432 5
I know... -.- I did a Selena.. No offense. lol :]
CeeJayDreams 0
I'd beat.