Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during an important music audition, I fudged everything up and forgot half the lyrics of the song I was performing, so I just sort of tailed off into embarrassed silence on stage. It was an original song, I wrote the lyrics myself. All the lady could say was, "Good luck next year, dear." FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
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ProhibitionRose 14
at least she was being honest.
RyanMacVey 17
mate it aint her fault that you cant sing
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Comments (53)
cptmorgan15 2
Stick it in her ass then go sing your balls off. Bitch didn't even tell you you suck, she mumbled it.
Dethh 0
You can solve this by shoving a stick down her throat till she gags. That'll show her... or you can substitute the stick with your penis
Lizza330 28
That sounds a bit like rape.
CitrusGirl 0
Agree with Lizza. I think you were trying to be funny, but you failed. Big time.
PrickHead 0
if my gf told me that i wouldnt see anything wrong...
ladyluck82 9
It's good she's honest but she didn't have to act like a bitch. I'm a professional singer & would be gutted if my boyfriend (not that I have one - lmao - said that to me) Dump the slag! lol
dreamering 16
No wonder you're single.
RyanMacVey 17
what you trying to say?
dreamering 16
That I run out of pencils.
ladyluck82 9
WTF are you trying to say? Don't beat around the bush... Oh, and FYI...Idh a bf because I CHOOSE TOO...big difference. Wait...why am I bothering? Waste of my time...lmao
dreamering 16
Miss, I always run for the bush :)
girley1555 0
haha! go be on american idol.:)
Calyx_fml 22
She did you a favor.
khaya 9
Next time don't pick the penis song. Unless doing a duet.
Razzle_McDazzle 0
"To be a man you must have honor and a peeeeeeenis!" ~Shin Chan~
instantmusic 4
What a bitch...but at least she's an honest bitch, you don't see that enough these days.
holagranola 15
at least she's tellin the truth ! she could've told you that you were awesome, then you got up there and sucked !:)
sweet_candy_ 17
Look at the bright side at least you're not writing fml that says you went to sing in front of a crowd because your girlfriend told you that you sing good and that she lied about you singing good.
Erato_fml 6
Gaahhh! >.< Have you ever heard about something called punctuation? It's pretty handy when you want to write a coherent sentence. Try it.
sweet_candy_ 17
Yeah sorry. It was my sister. She has embarrassing pictures of me. So I can't really tell her anything. If I do she will post them :(
bbyface 0
the ***** it matter to you for?
Erato_fml 6
Haha, that sucks! Yeah I've read your comments before so I thought it was weird because you usually use proper grammar/spelling :p