Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML
Today, after checking in and waiting for three hours to see the doctor, the receptionist said she forgot about me because she didn't see me. She asked me to come back tomorrow. I was sitting right in front of her. FML
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
Today, I left work early because I had a dentist appointment. I got to the clinic, checked in, and sat down. Ten minutes later, the receptionist asked why I was there. My appointment is next Wednesday. I had taken the afternoon off for nothing. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I arrived early so I could check in with the receptionists about this weird communication mixup that's caused me to miss my last two appointments. Despite what my appointment card said, I arrived to find the office closed. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment and was running late. I frantically put on my shoes and rushed out of the house. When I arrived at the dentist’s office, they told me I was scheduled for a root canal, not a cleaning. I forgot to confirm the appointment. After I sat down in the chair, I tried to back out, but they were already numbing my gums. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
Today, I had to go to the dentist to get 11 cavities filled. I took a wrong turn and ended up being 10 minutes late. My dentist told I had to reschedule because of his "10 minute policy." I have to wait 14 days now to get my cavities filled. FML
Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
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Top comments
samcro3 8
Sometimes you're the pigeon, and sometimes you're the statue.
PenguinBitch 44
"My appointment was at Tooth-thirty! What's the hold up I'm decaying over here!"
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Comments (53)
NickaPLZ 26
Way to be an asshat about it.
karlcolt45 19
well waiting is better than what happens during the appointment as far as I'm concerned
Wizardo 34
Yep that's what happens when you smoke too much of that herb, goooo Netherlands!
buddy51 23
Wow, OP, the root of the problem turns out to be your decayed and impacted memory. I think a little mercury amalgam ought to fill the hole that is where your brain should be! Bite on this and hold it!
hoffmanam 13
wow. Thats some kind of special
SxDrgsRockNRoll 5
ONLY an hour? Poor thing! YDI
wvcheesehead1 9
Why would you wait an hour before saying Wtf... you deserved this on more than one level.
martin_martian7 11
Would've been funnier if you stayed there the whole time!
angelofmusic113 9
It's people like you who make working in customer service suck. It's not other people's job to make sure you do everything you're supposed to.
SillyGirl4602 23
I couldn't agree more.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Genius award!