Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
The thrill of it
Today, my daughter called me to pick her up at the mall. She said I had to meet her inside a specific store, so I figured she wanted me to pay for something. Turns out I was right; she was being arrested for shoplifting. FML
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manlaw1 3
Lol yeah, I can see it now... Son: Hey dad I failed my spelling test tod... Dad: PACK YOUR BAGS!
manlaw1 3
Did you have any clue about this? Regardless it's time for a talk.
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zuelhater 7
Great pa
icepick23 12
Call Dr. Phil--he'll fix her up in less than an hour
ViviMage 40
I used to work at Macy's. The cops would be the ones picking her up, you wouldn't get a chance to bail her out!
kayaker83 4
Oh shit..... My brother did that too. He stole hairgel. It cost like $200 in the end. We still tease him about how expensive that gel was lol
Therewhenneeded 16
Let her sit and sweat for a few hours then ground her for a month with heavy labor every day.
donut_gurl 8
I'm gonna say many preteen/teens shoplift at least once. Just not all of them get caught. You do need to have a talk with her, there should be punishment, but as long as its not a reoccuring thing, its not a HUGE deal. (depending on what she took, and the details, of course. May be a bigger deal, but may just be a 1 time thing that a lot of kids do) I stole lip gloss once. Felt terrible and never did it again!
SteamyPenguin 46
It can also be the symptom of a bigger problem.
RoxStarRN 2
I would leave her ass and let her go to jail, don't keep bailing her out of crap or she'll never learn.
fantasyworld 39
Leave her there.
smileyduckie32 4
you raised a winner