Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
The thrill of it
Today, my daughter called me to pick her up at the mall. She said I had to meet her inside a specific store, so I figured she wanted me to pay for something. Turns out I was right; she was being arrested for shoplifting. FML
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manlaw1 3
Lol yeah, I can see it now... Son: Hey dad I failed my spelling test tod... Dad: PACK YOUR BAGS!
manlaw1 3
Did you have any clue about this? Regardless it's time for a talk.
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perdix 31
Was she trying to steal you something cool for Christmas? If so, go easy on her. Otherwise, bring the hammer down!
ICastillo 25
Well she probably watched the Movie How the Grinch Stole Christmas. And figured that's how everybody gets their Christmas gifts. It's a very convincing movie.
happylawyer 16
A little stealing here, a little stealing there... Oops! Guess the "shopping spree", unexpectedly, came to an end.
jerrywayne 5
I would have left her ass on the spot! You pay the price for being an idiot in my house.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Let her sit in jail for awhile to think about what she's done.
thewife5 19
It doesn't sound like she's to deprived if you were willing going to meet her in a store and assumed it was to buy her something. Most shoplifters only do it until they get caught once. How embarrassing for you tho:/
jjmiller1001 17
hopefully you let her sorry ass sit in jail
minnymouse20 13
Wouldn't be surprised if my mom was the one who wrote this...
reaganladd41801 0
Ha Ha let her ******* ass sit in jail;)
svahrsrdacwby87 7
I hope her excuse wasn't.......but, I was getting it for you!