Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
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Tomato_Cheese 22
You've got to be kitten me...
MandyO 15
The brother should have been paying more attention to where that kitten was going.
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Comments (84)
mdavis0529 14
Newsflash: If he hasn't asked in 4yrs, he's not going to!
kingdomgirl94 29
My fiancé didn't propose until we'd been together for 5 years because even when he did propose, we were both 21, which is still pretty young! Although we do plan on being engaged for a while, there are many valid reasons to not get engaged within 4 years.
NickySimpson 17
Oh my god. No matter how long you've been together, he doesn't have to propose. Stop expecting so much, and throwing a hissy fit when when he doesn't deliver.
ohSNAPyall 27
She didn't throw a hissy fit. She thought a different proposal taking place in the same room was for her. It was poor planning on the brother's part.
DoomedGemini 38
If he doesn't want to get married that needs to be known. Or if he prefers op propose. Both kinda involve her.
Seabass_Chan 33
Looks like you chose the wrong brother. Seriously, though. If you want to take the next step so bad, why don't you be the one to propose? It's 2016.
Jetix7402 22
How rude... I'd marry the kitten if it asked me to!
will968 15
Then make the move yourself
heheitscece 16
then he would sulk and complain about how he lost his "manhood"
TheAspieDork 27
He should've put her name on it
Emmy0806 6
I've been with my boyfriend 10 years and my brother just proposed to his girlfriend of 3 months. It happens.
ItsACarlosLife 2
you've cat to be kitten me right meow
BubbaYoshi117 11
And that's why you never use animals for proposals
DoomedGemini 38
Or if you do, make sure you're the only people there, even then it might get distracted and not get to your partner.
Noobish_Elk 18
Man that kitten is a player.