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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Mentor, United States

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Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

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To be fair, that is not entirely wrong, considering a tampon works like a sponge anyway. I say A for effort.

Nice parenting... you'd think he would have done a quick Google at some point before she hit puberty.

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I find it hard to believe a father wouldn't know a little more than that in case this very situation arose. Your daughter was undoubtedly embarrassed enough without that sound advice. Like others have said, a Google search would have certainly been easier/better. And OMG yes, I hope it was a clean sponge... or she'll also be getting her first yeast infection.