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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Mentor, United States

The Patriarch

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

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To be fair, that is not entirely wrong, considering a tampon works like a sponge anyway. I say A for effort.

Nice parenting... you'd think he would have done a quick Google at some point before she hit puberty.

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Im glad my mum started talking to me about this stuff at an early age.

thats exactly what i would've done XD

Jesus thats probably going to be me as a parent

Lmfao?

Both of them need to sit down and understand what's going on

wow. that poor girl. ?

hollandchris0822 10

now you reward him for dad of the year!

How nice of people to assume all men know (or should know) everything about women. Just as I'm sure all women know everything about men...

I hope it was a clean one

how does this equal a fml for your life? I'm sure it was far more of a fml for your husband and daughter. at least your husband tried ?

Periods freaking suck