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Hooperist This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Murrieta, United States

The opposite of a party

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML

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Nederlander95 14

To be fair, there IS constant throwing up at a lot of parties

That sucks . I hope you get to feeling better !

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How does the sound of constant puking ALONE sound like a party?

Yes because the sound of throwing up and a toilet flushing are dead giveaways that a party is going on. Not the loud music multiple people coming in and out or anything.

So everything turned out fine...I think unless they did something

You are such a party animal! I hope you get better soon

How does throwing up sound like a party? Their fault for not distinguishing sounds.

Get better soon! Also, no idea how throwing up sounds like partying.

Hope you feel better. That's miserable

Whats that party called. Throw up party?

You go down there and visit them? I'd take my trash can full of puke with me and ask if they wanted to join my party.

RedPillSucks 33

ah yes. we've all had good times at the vomitorium. good times, good times