Hooperist
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Murrieta, United States
The opposite of a party
Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML
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Nederlander95 14
To be fair, there IS constant throwing up at a lot of parties
Simbaby 23
That sucks . I hope you get to feeling better !
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Simbaby 23
That sucks . I hope you get to feeling better !
theTravinator 21
I wanna know what kind of parties they had back in the day if that sounded like one
Miss_Whipped 43
Obviously the best ones.
Exaspera 55
Or worst...
tdawg91 17
My dad told me about a party he went to as a teenager called a "white wash" everyone brings a bottle of white spirits and empties it into the washing machine along with equal amounts of lemonade and let it spin...... I'd imagine there was a lot of vomiting at the end of the night too
sureshadow 23
Holy God.
Nederlander95 14
To be fair, there IS constant throwing up at a lot of parties
MrConcise 35
Yeah, we need to stop inviting that bitch who wears shorts that are way too tight for her figure.
e_is_for_eli 12
what does clothing have to do with constant throwing up?
Miss_Whipped 43
I'm pretty sure a fat chick squeezing into a pair of shorts too tight for her might introduce the potential of a vomit-filled evening.
MrConcise 35
Nobody wants to see an obese girl's fat folds cascade out from underneath some very ill-fitting denim. It's vomit inducing. I was trying to be polite in how I said "THIS IS A FAT JOKE", but I guess it didn't land.
IndicaPaincakes 28
Maybe explaining what happened? Really sorry! :(
TheBelt 19
What kind of party sounds like someone throwing up.
illegalbeagle69 23
the party in my pants...
worldclassrager 41
Are you ******* serious?
Shadowvoid 33
Some "party" you must be having. How was the sound of you retching misconstrued into the idea of a party?
Zebediabolical 45
Were you possibly playing music to try and cover up the barfy noises?
igg125 30
Either those walls are paper thin or you were very loud.
devildog562 33
Your neighbors kind of suck regardless . Why not come knock on the door and ask nicely what's going on or if you could keep the noise down , and in this case if you'll survive through the night.
markotut 10
Well,up hers then