FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
Omega This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

The lawnmower man

Today, I was sitting outside while my dad was mowing the lawn. He ran over a hornet's nest with several now-angry hornets. He escaped unscathed. I didn't. FML

20

Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Top comments

coolmike699 26

**** wasps and hornets. **** them all to death.

RememberSchlitz 9

I got lit up by hornets after running over their nest with a mower when I was a kid. Went back in the evening when they were all home with quintuple strength insecticide in a 2 gallon sprayer and emptied that thing into the nest. Killed those hornets so dead it went back in time and killed their parents too.

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Sign in Create my account

Comments (20)

BanjoCheeseGuy 26

Yeah, you need to wasp out for those nests! Anyone? Anyone? I'll leave

jarrahj 19

I think that'd be best..

BanjoCheeseGuy 26

I just realized it said hornets, not wasps. Goes to show that commenting at 3 am is a bad idea.

coolmike699 26

**** wasps and hornets. **** them all to death.

Calingaladha 21

The only reason I don't want all wasps dead is that they pollinate fig trees and I like me some figs. They're still assholes, though.

Miss_Whipped 43

I like this comment but that's a mental image I am likely not to be rid of for the better part of the morning. Thanks for that lol.

Monday_funday 25

Hornets are evil little bastards. Much like there smaller cousin the wasp.

TrebleMajor 13

Hornets are the absolute worst. I'm so sorry, OP

WCARlover 35

I submitted almost this same exact FML last year except my mom ran over the nest. So I literally feel your pain :(

Zlunder 19

I know that **** hornets, wasps yeah.. But how did you let that happen we're the alpha predators. After all they're just insects, it's your fault.

Goblin182 27

So, you have never been stung?

Lalala579121 28

Pretty sure 9 is trying to be sarcastic and funny.

RememberSchlitz 9

I got lit up by hornets after running over their nest with a mower when I was a kid. Went back in the evening when they were all home with quintuple strength insecticide in a 2 gallon sprayer and emptied that thing into the nest. Killed those hornets so dead it went back in time and killed their parents too.

jvarcoe 7

I'm going to do exactly that tonight

Beeboopbeep 9

YDI for going outside.

fishinpink 20

well thank God you aren't allergic to them or we wouldn't see this post- I mean or you wouldn't be alive

TisButAScratch 10

And that is why I always carry a lighter and a can of sunscreen in my backpack