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This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
The lawnmower man
Today, I was sitting outside while my dad was mowing the lawn. He ran over a hornet's nest with several now-angry hornets. He escaped unscathed. I didn't. FML
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coolmike699 26
**** wasps and hornets. **** them all to death.
RememberSchlitz 9
I got lit up by hornets after running over their nest with a mower when I was a kid. Went back in the evening when they were all home with quintuple strength insecticide in a 2 gallon sprayer and emptied that thing into the nest. Killed those hornets so dead it went back in time and killed their parents too.
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Flyndaran 10
My mother once ran over a wasp nest with the lawnmower. When faced with such shocking danger, I went to rescue not her, not my life mate... no, I panicked to save my cat, Cerbee.