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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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The Katdashians
Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML
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lincolnkite 6
Kewl story bro.
lalala1896 6
Your've got yourself a keeper ;)
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lalala1896 6
Your've got yourself a keeper ;)
TheElBurrrito 21
Keeper also begins with K...
sailorzoe 14
Run dude, run far away.
euphoricness 28
Not just a keeper, but a Kat Keeper!
SassieCat6 16
48- not just a Kat Keeper, but a Kewl Kat Keeper!
ElementaryEdGuy 18
I can see this being a TLC show. "Hi. I'm your girlfriend, and these are my cats. Kosh, Kana, Kohn David, Kessa, Kinger..."
HiIAmKevin 8
OP, did you get to pet her kitty?
KyraJFoxx 14
Especially if she's into playing dress up.. krazy kat lady during the day , sexy Cat Woman at night. Hopefully SOME thing more comes out of it for you OP , good luck !
Mr_Satan 11
Yea.... a keeper far far away.
9lashes 15
-45 just cuz shes a weird cat lady doesnt mean you ditch her thats messed up! unless you allergic to cats then keep a safe distance d:
chosha_fml 27
Except for the bit where cats have to be kept away from a newborn. :)
pmadNess 16
105- Krazy Kat ladies get ditched... That's why they wind up crazy old cat ladies who live alone...
thresh037 4
Yeah, in the basement
lincolnkite 6
Kewl story bro.
Bakarra 22
OPs girlfriend is probably just a fan of Mortal Kombat, and cats ofcourse...
Bakarra 22
Because in mortal kombat everything is spelled with a "k" jeez...
Incredidanny 5
What about Scorpion?
SoulAmeliorate 16
47 - sKorpion DUH!
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Does that means 'Johnny Cage' is a typo?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Johnny Cage isn't from the realm of Kombat. He just went to fight in the tournament.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Doesn't stop Kurtis Stryker from having 'K' in his name.
pmadNess 16
77- Johnny (K)age
kyletk 7
cat woman and not in the good way!
Cartera 10
Kat*
SomeRandomGuy15 18
*Kewl Kat
groovycrazyjoe 18
she has lot of pussy definitely a keeper :-)
jerzjay 17
GTFO Op.... Now!
cieloalicia 16
I know 17 is a lot, but come on, she sounds like she's got a spunky personality and a sense of humor!
wlddog 14
142 - How many kewl kata do you have???
wlddog 14
Should have been kats,,,,
cieloalicia 16
173- just one :) His name is Floyd.
tommyfox 19
How kute!
s0m3guy2010 21
K,mon! Kids kan't keep keeping kats kompulsively.
CobraLazerFace 21
Kutest Kewl Kats
eur0 14
ku klux kittens
meow_jess 11
Hey be happy! Cats are awesome :3
Quiet_one 22
While I agree that cats are awesome pets, 17 is a tad excessive. I'm sensing a potential episode of Hoarders in this girl.
laden_swallow09 35
I'm thinking more along the lines of Animal Cops.
NissanDriftKing 4
Dogs are better :P
dragonflyy_86 7
did you told her she was a krazy kat lady
delaneyluke 5
tell* her
dragonflyy_86 7
you don't TELL me !!!
alllisonnn 13
I sense a new reality show. "17 Cats and Counting."
SynysterNero 20
More like on this season of animal hoarders we discuss the krazy kat woman.
trumpet27 1
yes
Snowkeys 11
I can only imagine the smell of that litter box.
Axipiter 24
Litter boks.
KLeePrice 11
And fur!!!
naxeeb 33
You're in for so many scratches and awkward night-time stares :P
Axipiter 24
*skratches.
error404n0tf0und 21
you're in fur
Squirrel1256 15
Hope you're not a dog person.
chosha_fml 27
I'm a cat person and it still sounds like hell.