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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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The Katdashians
Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML
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lincolnkite 6
Kewl story bro.
lalala1896 6
Your've got yourself a keeper ;)
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Comments (125)
Pstraka6 20
I'm going to say that having 17 cats is not a healthy obsession. But hey, maybe she needs a nice dude like you to realise that!
Zeishah 26
hmmm youve got yourself a krazy kat lady
HeadlessSparrow 20
You are your girlfriend's kewl kat! 0.o
whatthefreshhell 15
What is she, a Kardashian?
drewflav 17
Kim Kardashian kept kewl kats kuz keeping koalas & kangaroos kost krazy kroner. K, that didn't really work...
BellaBelle_fml 23
Contrarywise, it worked quite well and was stunningly magnificent! I love puns and play on words, however cheesy they may be. Unfortunately I was not blessed with such skills. So I have to stick with the classic sarcasm and the occasional sardonic joke.
pmadNess 16
106- Yes it did!
drewflav 17
Meh... not everyone knows what a kroner is, hence my reservation.
Ghosto 16
My ex girlfriend was like that. Only not all the K names. But still you should have asked about pets or something before going over.
pmadNess 16
OP: So, do you have any pet? Girlfriend: yeah, a kouple of kats...
james9120 7
Yeah, good luck
Thatsjank 5
i hate cats
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Cats hate you.
anne1_fml 13
Krazy Kat lady for sure
ViviMage 40
We have one Kat and the house sometimes smell like a kitty litter box. Also, she may be lonely or has a kompulsive need to kare for kitties when no one else kan. I'm Not sure she has a healthy way of dealing with herself here, almost sounds like hoarding. But it sounds like they are important to her. Be kareful, and kount on kitty drama.
gamerkid123 6
Run man run fast. Actually don't she will send her 17 cats after you.