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Thaw it goes

Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML

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JacksonCampbell 9

This reminds me of that one time I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by wearing a dress for my boyfriend. It may sound completely unrelated to the FML, but it totally leads in to the whole thing. M'kay, so there I was, in full drag and with freshly-braided nipples, wearing a fake beard made out of Perdix' crotch hair, and cow's blood smeared on my lips in a cheap and yet magnificent imitation of the vintage lipstick of old. Once I'd finished sexily morris-dancing to the tune of Call on Me, I lifted my dress up sexily, anticipating an immediate ravishing, and all the glorious sounds of pealing thunder that would ensue. So what does he do? He only calls me a freak for wearing my frilly edible teletubbies panties inside out on a ******* LUNAR ECLIPSE. I mean, what the dick, people? Here I am, trying to be sexy for my man, and I'M the bad guy? Is there no justice in this world? Wee-woo.

geminiwings87 0

I live in the sewers, and your ring fit my new fiancée perfectly :) thank you for your donation.

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Comments (140)

i don't see how this happens you put the ring on your finger and stop playin with it it won't fall down a sewer ydi

Man, this Canadian remake of Lord of the Rings isn't nearly as big budget as the original.

geminiwings87 0

I was referring to Futurama. lol

Your the dumbass that let it float away!

That's horrible. But I laughed my ass off xD. FYL

that really sucks having the ring slowly drift further away from you, can't imagine how bad you must feel. FYL

L. O. L.

avereyholl 0

you poor thing. I feel very very bad for you. :( but why were you taking it off?

great day for a chinook eg ?