Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
That went well
Today, I tried to stage an intervention for a friend who abuses drugs. I ended up with my hair on fire. FML
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ihartmytdi 23
Lesson for today: Don't try to change someone who has quick access to a lighter.
Exodiafinder687 58
That's just so wrong that your friend abuses drugs. What did the drugs ever do to him/her that makes it ok to beat them?
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ihartmytdi 23
Lesson for today: Don't try to change someone who has quick access to a lighter.
MrConcise 35
Or you should arm yourself - tit for tat, baby!
lnheritance 19
OP should just cool his head and take baby steps for his friend.
cakefete2 31
I've got a better idea. OP should change their name to the Human Torch.
wildgenius 13
Being honest, that's actually pretty hot.
incoherentrmblr 22
Now fire is funny... But a flaming clown... Is not funny...
jamiro11 19
that pun was ??
Exodiafinder687 58
That's just so wrong that your friend abuses drugs. What did the drugs ever do to him/her that makes it ok to beat them?
Liamj774 36
But what if the drugs deserve to be beaten?
fie26 9
When did they ever say that they were going to beat their friend?
FMLusername969 21
IT'S A JOKE.
Marebare23 17
Umm. Read it more carefully. It's funny.
AurumPotestasEst 16
Is it physical abuse or is it more psychological?
Teddzz 19
Better tell that friend your didn't catch fire for nothing.
matt721 8
Maybe you should just hire a person who does this for a living. So then you get to keep all your hair and your friend might also benefit!
MisterEx 28
I know the economy is bad these days. But having my hair on fire was never on my potential jobs list :/
dragoongirl90 34
Why are you such a hot head?
datkenna 20
I guess his plan backfired
theoneandonlybro 18
I suppose his plan went up in flames.
mind_geek 15
No brother, they expect one in the wreckage.
teapotrevolt 27
This was wild from start to finish.
BeastyMcbeast 19
Its a shame when you have a friend that abuses drugs. Its sad to see them addicted and against stopping. Hopefully you can get more help for them before they do something stupid to themselves.
luststarrr 22
Or someone else ... like OP, for example? ;)
Zebediabolical 45
In my personal experience, interventions that don't involve professional help or support rarely work. But I can understand your concern for your friend.
stryder9090 28
Sounds like your friend might need a dose of anger management to go with their rehab
meli1195 31
they might not have anger issues. some people that ate addicts will do anything to keep getting drugs because addiction does that to you. makes you prioritize drugs above all else