Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from my job for harassing customers over the weekend. I didn't work over the weekend. I left my nametag there on Friday and my co-workers thought it would be funny to wear my nametag all weekend. One of them got into a fight with a customer and they took her 'name' down. FML
Today, it was my first day. HR handed me a badge with my photo and… someone else’s name printed in big letters. I spent the whole morning being introduced as “Greg” to people who said, “Nice to meet you Greg.” By lunch I’d corrected maybe 3 people and reinforced everyone else’s assumption that my real name was Greg. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML
Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML
Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I've been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML
Today, I went to orientation for college. They gave us a name tag and I tried to figure out how to put it on for a few minutes. After struggling with it I realized it was a sticker. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, my boss called me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years, your boss would remember your name. Every time he speaks to me, it's a different name. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Just curious, how do you say Caie? Is it like "Kay"?
Sue21 0
Should have stuck with Maria or Caie for a name
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Comments (72)
Win_fml 0
I think the nametag is your least concern.
spacetaco 0
I want a nametag..
xoxolovemexoxo 0
14 me too!!!
catindigamajig 0
You still get to keep the name-tag, right? Hahaha.
stop_whining 0
Did you get fired for stealing other people's nametags?
Chasted 0
#8, you have to wear a nametag in some grocery stores because the "Mystery Shoppers" who rates your level of customer service looks to see if you have one on (It's worth like 10 points out of 100 where I work). Oh, as for being fired? Who knows what happened there XD
MR_OHCRAP 0
Oh, I am so sorry for hearing this Marie.
aztec37 0
Why did you have to state the obvious at the end?
Xero3g 5
Retail is stupidity.
Aelaena 6
You really could have easily made your own.
CheezerX 0
lol