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That's enough of that

Today, I was driving my 9 month pregnant sister around in our golf cart when it died. I had to push it the rest of the way home. She wouldn't stop faking going into labor. FML

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If you knew she was faking then I would've just left her there until she decided to grow up.

You got an A-hole in one, there, OP, I feel for you, she needs to mature. She's not playing the Fairway by faking it. At least you're out of the Rough now. I hope you can putt this behind you.

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KiddNYC1O 22

At first I was like "What died?!"

Could've sworn that when you said "It died", you meant the baby.

I thought at first you meant your sister died... o_O

countryrose92 23

I'm totally gotta pull this one in a few months when I'm 9 months pregnant. :) thanks for the idea OP.

She just wanted to get home faster , but that sucks op

I don't think she was going into labor if she was in a working go-cart just a minute ago. It would be to shaky for her. She most likely would have gone into labor during the ride if anything. Is what i think the op is trying to say.

well she is 9 months pregnant pushing the Cart could make her go into early labor.

Maria_Obligacia 14

OP, are you sure she was faking it? at 9 months pregnant, she actually could be having early contractions already. And to all you guys who said "make her fat ass walk" - what would he do if the baby really would start coming out because of it? I do think you'd be safer calling a taxi for her or any other suitable service. Then you wouldn't have to push quite so hard, and she would be safe.

I was reading this too quickly, and when you casually said "it died" I thought you meant her baby. Had to do a double take. Haha :P

SayPeanuts 29

Exercising during pregnacy makes the birth quicker and less painful so don't worry OP, karma's going to get her.