really?!?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Wendell, United States
That's enough of that
Today, I was driving my 9 month pregnant sister around in our golf cart when it died. I had to push it the rest of the way home. She wouldn't stop faking going into labor. FML
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danielhartlesss 13
If you knew she was faking then I would've just left her there until she decided to grow up.
Pleonasm 36
You got an A-hole in one, there, OP, I feel for you, she needs to mature. She's not playing the Fairway by faking it. At least you're out of the Rough now. I hope you can putt this behind you.
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Comments (103)
jdime209 2
Lol
sens3sfailing 25
Lonely ocelot licker?
joshiepo0 18
Really? This comment screams that you wanted to be first so you put the first thing that popped into your head.
danielhartlesss 13
If you knew she was faking then I would've just left her there until she decided to grow up.
browneyedgirl52 13
Why were you driving a woman that was nine months pregnant around in a golf cart, anyway?
kchumber 7
She wasn't faking it. She's nine months pregnant. You shouldn't put any strain on your body at that stage.
AssTard 15
When you said "It died", I thought you meant the baby for a minute.
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Me too, I froze for a second, I was like oh my god!
AllieCat21 21
She wasn't putting any strain on her body... The OP, who wasn't pregnant, was pushing the golf cart.
S182 15
Also, obviously she wasn't faking it or OP would've had an FML that mentioned her sister actually going into labor, instead of faking it...
tygerarmy 35
OP should've told her that they'd call 911 for her and she could cover the bill for the ambulance ride.
teareb 9
74- Hey man I get what you were trying to say but you kinda messed it up. :)
tehaustiebear 34
Like in breaking bad, faking going into labor can get you out of any hardship.
CheeseTron 15
Haha just like in The Walking Dead you can end any argument with: "Laurie's pregnant"
HowieDoIt 21
These comments are like in Big Bang Theory, where no one actually laughs except the creators
Pleonasm 36
I like Big Bang theory :O
ALlamaOnFire 20
I like Sheldon's laugh.
HowieDoIt 21
Well paint me blue and call me papa! I do believe I stand corrected
PenguinBitch 44
Howiedolt reminds me of Ted on How I Met Your Mother. No matter how much he tries, he never seems to find the perfect women. In this case, his humor.
HowieDoIt 21
We all have bad posts penguin, so why don't you march back to someone who cares, and take out the Pole you clearly have up your South
PenguinBitch 44
Lol. ^You found your humor. :D
Pleonasm 36
You got an A-hole in one, there, OP, I feel for you, she needs to mature. She's not playing the Fairway by faking it. At least you're out of the Rough now. I hope you can putt this behind you.
meowman13 5
I absolutely love reading your comments. I smile every time :D
Aloyese 11
I see what you did there.
iOceanus 18
Give 88 a break. She's new to FML.
funky2525 14
Sorry op, thats happened to me except instead of a pregnant lady i had an annoying sister... Atleast u got a workout.. And in a few weeks u'll look back and laugh :)
SirEskimo 13
Haha this happened to me too! Except with an orange, my dog, and a toothbrush!
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
you guys too? try a sponge, a lifesize portrait of john stamos, and three dead hookers!
MuseFan1991 14
this is getting weird now! except mine was with a rake, a haddock and a slinky!
gc327072 31
With me it was a car wash, $50, and a voodoo woman named Phyllis. On a side note, this reminds me of... "a boy and a girl and a huh and a GAAME!"
poccocurantes 7
Wow! The coincidence. This happened to me too! Except with a golf cart... just a golf cart.
carry_on 19
Sounds like she was definitely playing the "pregnancy card'', not fair on you really.
thebeautybleeds 17
At least she wasn't actually going into labour.
Okamigurl 16
Did you really expect her to help you push it?
sens3sfailing 25
They never said they expected help, just that the sister was being an ass by trying to make OP worry in a shitty situation.
mountainmanneil 7
Its tough to fault a pregnant lady for not wanting to walk. still a little selfish of her though...
maddiewoah 15
Nah, pregnant ladies don't wanna walk, because sometimes it's really hard on their back.. or in my case, my waist lol. (My daughter was so low at the end that it was hurting my waist to be standing up and walking around haha.) But it's no excuse, unless they're supposed to be on bed rest or something. I walked myself into the hospital and into the delivery room on the day that I gave birth. Now... OP's sister proooobably shouldn't be pushing a golf cart around at 9 months preggo, but she still could have walked with OP at least... hopefully she wasn't sitting in the cart just being added weight.
simply_elle13 5
fake that you got injured while pushing the cart. see if she keeps up with her act.