Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML
Today, I stepped outside my office building for a smoke break and I witnessed a mugging so I ran over to stop it. I succeeded in getting mugged instead of the original target. I then couldn't get into my building until a coworker left an hour later. My boss was mad and still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I was mugged in a public bathroom. All I had on me was a plastic sheriff's badge, so I gave it to them. They laughed me out of the restroom. FML
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Top comments
RamyunT 5
Some cops are just judgmental people. Sorry to hear that they didn't believe you, hope they realized and got your stuff back.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
It makes no sense to judge based on how well-dressed somebody looks though. It's easy to buy expensive clothes when you're stealing other people's money, look at any politician.
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Comments (95)
weirdly_cute 11
Sorry OP that's the kind of world we live in sadly. A well dressed man could be a serial killer and no one would say anything about it. If you have the officers name maybe you could file against them?
TogeBara 12
If you can prove that guy mugged you somehow, you can follow up by making a lawsuit against those cops for negligence. Enjoy your lump sum of money if you pull it off.
sarah_riz 5
Some cops are such idiots.
Mushroomtipbob 5
why does everyone keep commenting "OP"?
seltzerae 6
It means "original poster". The person who wrote the fml
mookiemookie01 24
Original Poster, aka OP
VittorioCarter 8
Woooow... Law enforcers can be so biased
brendejafulable 41
And the lesson today, kids, is dress to impress.
brendejafulable 41
..and the lesson today, kids, is dress to impress.
tzemmy 25
why the hell would someone think you flag down a police officer after you mugged someone?
CrAzYELF4 26
Ya but its not all cops. Saying **** the police is saying all cops are bad. Its like any certain group of people. People remember the bad ones but not the good ones.
mustang581294 15
Ever heard of defending yourself against the mugger? Just a thought.