Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. The waiter brought some bread and I started eating it as I waited for him to take my order. When he approached me he looked at me and said, "Don't eat too much bread honey. It'll make you fatter." Not fat, fatter. I never thought of myself as fat. FML
Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
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AWiseChicken 9
Bitch cray
cherries62212 16
She needs new brain cells to go with that salad. Her sour attitude will eventually get back at her! I give it 5 years!
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Comments (104)
XxDanno316xX 27
Should've given her a classic Reagan Smash!
Flaming_Pandas 15
If she's trying to get fit, you should dump some extra whey in the bottom of her drink.
qdawg06 23
I hope you spit in her salad...
SMHsohard 22
When someone says something like that, usually they aren't really looking for a compliment in return; they just want a reason to be an asshat. She apparently hasn't learned "Be nice to the person who has the opportunity to spit on your food."
sunnyray812 42
******* bitch. I would say to mess with her food, but it's not worth losing your job over.
smokecloud_ 37
Just slip her regular ranch instead of fat free. >:)
Likian5 26
That's the reward for being nice nowadays, it seems. I'm sorry, OP.
kiraleann 16
What an ass.
The_Big_Boss 20
That is pretty funny I think
MountainGiant87 15
Too skinny and too fat both have health risks.
SMHsohard 22
Yes, but that really isn't the issue here, is it?
BradTheBrony 19
Alright, now try saying something relevant.
ethan_unoxx 29
that's ****** up