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Thanks, I hate it

Today, my grandma gave me a gift, something she's never done before. I was excited, until I found out it was one of her overdue library books about dolphins. I feel so loved. FML

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danielle999 0

maybe she doesn't like you because you use usernames like "hawtpinkpanties"?

Maybe she just has no clue of the value of books, in her own world she could be giving you a car... Naw she just hates you

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Comments (72)

jen_kay 0

Ahaha, oh well. at least you have books about dolphins now xD

lol she probably wanted u to pay the fine!!

Steph1234_fml 0

Well.....It's the thought that counts.

That is different...

marines_fml 0

Shoulda seen that comin! Lol

Not an Fml. You're lucky you even got something.

swimmer07 0

dolphins are awesome

wow, your grandma is a jerk.

Sux! 2 b u

Eh, it's not that bad. My great-grandmother once gave me an expired box of cereal as a gift. It had worms in it.