hawtpinkpanties
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Thanks, I hate it
Today, my grandma gave me a gift, something she's never done before. I was excited, until I found out it was one of her overdue library books about dolphins. I feel so loved. FML
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danielle999 0
maybe she doesn't like you because you use usernames like "hawtpinkpanties"?
rigorouswolf 0
Maybe she just has no clue of the value of books, in her own world she could be giving you a car... Naw she just hates you
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mylifeisfuckeddd 0
you should feel loved, dolphins are awesome!
cxal_fml 0
Its still a gift = after all she is the one who has to pay the library back, not you
Mnemo_fml 0
aw...I hope she didn't make you pay for the late fee.
Roddsy 0
waaah i love dolphinss -heart-
missapple_fml 0
**** you for not appreciating her gesture, misguided or not. And also **** you for using the word "hawt."
ohhhhshizzz 0
#36: a little anger there, eh? Wowww, that sucks. *DOLPHINS FTW* This would be funnier if it was a book about Jesus wtih a note saying, Jesus hates gays and you we're a guy. But my opinion.
SmoothTalker 0
eh...as they say it's the thought that counts (and if your dear granny is on the well-traversed path of senility, then you're a real winner champ :-)
BrandNewKadillak 0
I would love a pre-read dolphin book!
kewlz323 0
well then that sucks... i hope you and your grandma work it out and she gets you a nice present
rityz 0
yeah i know hw u feel my grandma doesnt love me either.