hawtpinkpanties
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my grandma gave me a gift, something she's never done before. I was excited, until I found out it was one of her overdue library books about dolphins. I feel so loved. FML
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danielle999 0
maybe she doesn't like you because you use usernames like "hawtpinkpanties"?
rigorouswolf 0
Maybe she just has no clue of the value of books, in her own world she could be giving you a car... Naw she just hates you
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Aldrahil 0
THIS is an FML? This? Oh no, you old grandmother doesn't like to give gifts freely, and you mistakenly assumed that something rectangular would be something special for you? Dude, this is the type of thing where you smile awkwardly for half a second and then go "oh, thanks" with enough cheeryness so as to not upset dementia-starved pensioners. tl;dr Move along, nothing to see here, just a non-FML.
danielle999 0
maybe she doesn't like you because you use usernames like "hawtpinkpanties"?
jeniilouise 0
haha OWNED.
kellooo 0
You'll be okay. My grandma gives me half used bottles of perfume she got for free and doesn't like. Just don't let it get to you.
rukusrazor 0
#12 ftw.
leero 0
lol #12, good call hey, it's the thought that counts right?
tehhotness 0
replace her denture cream with super glue
Occam 0
love = gifts Got it.
ElleEnvy 0
At least you got a gift. Maybe she is senile or as a disease. Old people are great tho. Not FML.
sourpickle 0
its the thought that counts LOL. ;) u should be glad she even thought of u .
Hadeezz 0
Grand parents are always weak because you know ...Illness and stuff..So you shud be gr8full