Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I'm renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML
Today, after living in my new apartment for barely three weeks, I found mice living under my dishwasher. When I brought it up to the managers, they said I'd have to pay for an exterminator myself since they weren't there when they cleaned. FML
Today, after months of my girlfriend crying about cockroaches, I finally called and paid for an exterminator. Now she's furious at me for "making decisions for her" and she keeps pointing out that, since she owns the house, what I did was technically illegal. FML
Today, I finally broke down and paid someone to clean my condo. Sometime after she finished, my cat threw up. Then my roomba went off, smearing regurgitated mackerel all over the freshly washed floors. There goes $150. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML
Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML
Today, I found out why I've had cockroaches in my bathroom - my landlord didn't bother to finish the wall behind my bathroom sink. There are literally holes that go straight from my bathroom to the garage downstairs. FML
Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML
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BrannFYR 0
LAME!!! Is there any legal action you can take against them? xD
ohhboyy 0
roaches + shit = even nastier than ******* roaches..
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Comments (83)
duckquacklindsay 0
oh wow, that's disgusting. I'd be extremely pissed.
JessTrek 0
Sounds like something that would end up on the People's Court. Sue the bastard.
rukusrazor 0
Now THIS is a FML! I don't even know what to say but you got shit on (pun intended). I wouldn't pay any of that! Call the po-lice.
Ughsucks 0
Firstly the police can't do anything as it's a civil matter you retard #21. Secondly, YDI. Not for the crap, but for paying yourself for roach removal. Your landlord is responsible for all exterminations according to state general statutes. Also, feel free to sue in small claims for the mess. I'd say about $1000 would cover the "hassle" of cleaning that up.
DreMaMa 0
I feel bad for those roaches :/ there living in shit. oh and you to.
spillproof 0
Well that just stinks. However, I second #2.
Monstarred 7
Definatly call teh company and make a complaint. Thats unacceptable.
webbles 0
I'm with #11 on the hazmat, but dear god, avoid arson at all costs. I think we can all agree that flaming shit is unfavorable.
rukusrazor 0
#25 - I think you meant that towards me (I was 23 not 21). So who's the retard? Secondly, no harm can come from it, why not put in a report since he defiled / vandalized his home? Damaging someone's property is a crime. That way this mother ****** may have to face civil and criminal charges?
omgxosteph 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.