Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
Today, I bought an expensive blanket to help warm up for the winter. Right after I put it on the bed, my dog jumped up and peed on it. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, being a snow day, I decided to take a nice nap before resuming cleaning my room. Changed back into pajamas, climbed into bed, and found that one of the cats peed on my sheets. I've made negative progress, and had my underwear soaked in someone else's cold urine. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML
Today, I washed the comforter one of my nine-month-old kittens peed on last night. Just as soon as my boyfriend put it on the bed, she peed on it again. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
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emzeelou222 14
So sorry! I'd make your roommate pay to clean it or replace it
tido26 18
How old is the dog? Puppies are expected to have accidents, but even so if they are peeing on furniture like that it's typically due to marking.
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Comments (26)
thenewgirl29 20
Wow, I would be super upset. The dog should be kept out of your bedroom.
Biker187 13
Time to give said dog away, anyone for Dog foo mein, I'm kidding pet lovers, actually no I'm not. Forget it, it's too much trouble. You can always cath the dog, install an Invisible Fencing at your door way - it won't happen again guaranteed.
Chazzster 32
OP - Sorry! Keep your door closed when you aren't there. Get a lock if need be.
jpchavez97 29
This exact thing happened to me not too long ago.
species4872 20
Apparently the dog's seal of approval. Hope your roommate does the right thing.
lui_pg 21
Sleep on the floor, it'll be the best sleep you've had in a while
kiaora_fml 11
I understand that animals have accidents but since this is your roommates dog and its a brand new duvet cover a down comforter your roommate should pay for new replacement If you have an animal you need to take financial responsibility for it
CAH0105 3
Your roommate should be responsible for cleaning it up!!!! It's the least he/she could do!!!!
t1217b 7
This just happened to me too but it was my daughters dog. I washed everything put it back and he did it again with in 24 hours. Anyone want a dog?
itssnotfunny 24
you mean his bed?