Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
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annalily5 28
Like you did start it by dissing your sister, but grandma there did the language equivalent of responding to a light flick by full throttle punching you in the face.
Mechtrex 0
Hold your head high, you're beautiful the way you are.
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Comments (22)
Sagely 19
"Well, I'd rather look like me, unlike you, you old bitch."
Rodville 28
Thanks grandma for knocking the really nice and expensive old folks home out of the running with that remark.
species4872 20
Nice comeback from Granny.
Armeniangirl_fml 15
wow, your grandma is bitchy!
Ultimate_Batman 28
Damn savage Grandma
great_nate 26
Make a smart ass comment, get a smart ass response.
melqueen18 4
Wow... that would have been the last time I talked to her for a while.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
This kind of crap is what makes women hate other women
annalily5 28
Like you did start it by dissing your sister, but grandma there did the language equivalent of responding to a light flick by full throttle punching you in the face.