Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
Today, I went to a Red Hot Chilli Peppers concert with my best friend. We've been looking forward to this for over six months. She spent the entire pre-drinks, pre-party, and concert glued to her phone. FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
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vitty_z 16
should have left her asleep in the hotel and enjoyed the show!
DocBastard 40
Bieber does NOT count as the "concert of your life".
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Comments (151)
chels1994 11
That'd be the last time I took her to any big event
TwiztedYuri 9
should have pulled out the kinky cuffs and cuffed her to the toilet. she wouldn't go anywhere and the toilet is right there if she needs to relieve herself.
stefaowwn 0
Bet it was Coldplay at the Rose Bowl...
urMaster 0
Yup i would've left her/his ass in the hotel and went to see the concert..
gloria89108 1
You are a GREAT friend !!!! I'm sorry you missed the show !
hipsterrkid 2
You're an amazing friend (:
jej1997 2
On the plus side, now you get to indulge in that martyr role that women seem to relish so much.
Azail 15
Can't tell if sexist sarcastic or just plain stupid..
jej1997 2
Can someone tell me which rule I violated? I'm genuinely baffled.
kaptvesou1 4
Should have left her at the hotel
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Should've left them at the hotel. Let them sleep on their stomach and left a garbage can near the head. Your friend ruined your good time. You only stay if you think something worse will happen if you don't.
dwilhelm 7
I'd say your friend owes you money for those wasted tickets.