Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after almost a week of my cursor randomly freezing, I'd had enough and was about ready to go out and get a new computer mouse. It wasn't until just now that I realized nothing was wrong with my mouse. It was running on fumes because I forgot to replace the battery. FML
Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML
Today, I tried to make a move on the cute guy who sits opposite me at work. In theory, I was going to start a game of footsie with him. In practice, I screwed up and managed to yank his computer's power cable out. He lost his unsaved work. FML
Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML
Today, I started my new job as the only IT tech for my office. My first task: untangling the hundred mice the previous tech tied together for "fun". FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
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stuner56 22
Im sorry but that's funny
Mirorbo 27
I'm sorry, but there IS a time and place for trolling. At work is not one of those places, especially if it screws up a whole day's worth of work and can potentially get the victim fired.
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Comments (160)
Bekavera 4
awwww shit...This made me laugh soooo hard! Im sorry, but this is tooo funny:)
Ecklcakes 15
And he didn't get bored after 2 hours? 5 hours?
BrotherTheo 31
Meh. This one's cake. Call Tech Support immediately. Have them check your system out and they'll find the 'problem'. Plead ignorance, and express extreme frustration, and depending on how pissed off you are push for an investigaton but don't indicate you know what's going on. those devices don't have much range, and your standard user wouldn't know much about how they work,etc. they might find him they might not, but either way you know to watch out for that asshole in the future and they will know that if they push you that you won't just sit there and take it.
OfficeNinja 5
That's an awesome idea! Guess what I am doing at work on Monday?
techno_rawr 6
And he keeps trolling! =3
momo1972 3
Techies...we are so damn funny. I just remote into the computer, it's funnier when they see random programs open and close throughout the day.
stevenmx86 8
Well no shit.. Instead of wasting Ann entire day dealing with it because you're too stupid to fix it, turn on your brain and investigate... People can be so stupid.. No shit he was trolling you all day..
turnupthemusic94 0
So your getting him back right?
CessnaPilot 5
Sounds like harassment.
BD_Swingin 0
To get him back learn some computer codes and shut his down randomly throughout the day.