Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after almost a week of my cursor randomly freezing, I'd had enough and was about ready to go out and get a new computer mouse. It wasn't until just now that I realized nothing was wrong with my mouse. It was running on fumes because I forgot to replace the battery. FML
Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML
Today, I tried to make a move on the cute guy who sits opposite me at work. In theory, I was going to start a game of footsie with him. In practice, I screwed up and managed to yank his computer's power cable out. He lost his unsaved work. FML
Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML
Today, I started my new job as the only IT tech for my office. My first task: untangling the hundred mice the previous tech tied together for "fun". FML
Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
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stuner56 22
Im sorry but that's funny
Mirorbo 27
I'm sorry, but there IS a time and place for trolling. At work is not one of those places, especially if it screws up a whole day's worth of work and can potentially get the victim fired.
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Comments (160)
Rico_Mal1116 0
You need to get that handy-dandy troll spray!
natashax21 5
For a low price of $19.99! Order quickly and we'll DOUBLE YOUR VALUE!!!!!!! That's a $100 value!!!!!!!!!!
rocker135 0
No shipping and handleing
Calen5556 0
At least you werent in a frenzied attempt to click out of ****.
Torva_fml 16
And then you punched him, right?
Wolveslikepie 4
Haha yeah, and then he died
brown4lifejot 1
Be practical 91. No ones gonna die when you punch them.
omggtfomi 1
That's priceless
heathz 9
prank war!!!
IgotDatCheese 0
Rewire his keyboard and when he's typing, complete every word with a A.
Wolveslikepie 4
Actually it would be funnier to change his autocorrect so that it changes any words you choose like the into any word/words/sentences you want ;)
kamikrazy 6
*facepalm*
natashax21 5
Go plug it into the boss's computer and blame your co-worker when the boss gets pissed off. Good luck;)
rcbarnes 24
Yikes, that's not too vicious retaliation?
FMLinNMI 0
get him fired.
every1luvsboners 11
I'm not really one for pranking people, but I would suggest that you throw a bucket of liquid hot magma on him while he's sitting at his computer. You can buy it a Wal-Mart or something for like $2 per liter.
TheDrifter 24
The cheese flavored magma they have for the cardboard "nachos"? I love that stuff.
SkardeyKat 3
Sounds like you're not much for pranking people but for murdering them instead lol.
btstig 11
Says the man with the word VENGANCE in his profile picture.
SkardeyKat 3
Hey I never said there was anything wrong with pranking OR murdering.