Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy said "Mommy" and the mom looked down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walked out. The boy had pissed on the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML
Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0
Get her photo off the security footage. Either ban her from the store, or next time she comes in, pee on her shoe.
delphina 0
Sometimes you can't help what kids do, but she could have at least been apologetic.
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Qeynos 0
peepee dance?
Tsukasa_fml 0
Get her photo off the security footage. Either ban her from the store, or next time she comes in, pee on her shoe.
DarkPrince_fml 0
or both ?
nom_nom_nom 0
karma will bite her in the ass.
Dhamy 0
I'm guessing there was two children. Or something of the like. But,sheesh, she should have brought her kid to the washroom! Rude much? Anyways, that's kinda funny,still.
wantmenot 0
maybe it was one of those kids that are so ugly you can't tell if they are male or female :P
xxRawr 0
Well you know, from my experience when a child pee's, it wont usually just pour to the floor.. It just gets absorbed in their pants so I dont know whether or not this is true.
superkid 0
wow. that sucks. FYL indeed
worstlifevuh 0
LMFAO "Your problem now!" ohhhhhhh you got burned big time.
RPGod 0
#12: When little kids have to use the bathroom, but can't, they often will try to keep in constant motion. It lowers the sensation
LuvPink 0
wow people are SO rude!! I hope you said something that's ridiculous!!