Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy said "Mommy" and the mom looked down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walked out. The boy had pissed on the floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML
Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0
Get her photo off the security footage. Either ban her from the store, or next time she comes in, pee on her shoe.
delphina 0
Sometimes you can't help what kids do, but she could have at least been apologetic.
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Comments (120)
Jman1906 2
Keyed? I am more thinking spray paint.
love4all4 0
That sucks
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Stories like these make me wish government-forced sterilization was legal.
Guitarist45 0
wait, she left her kid in the store!? what a bitch!!!!!
xNephilim 19
No. She left the pee in the store.
frannytrois64 0
Haha this is very similar to the FML where the girl had a lady come into the store she worked at and the woman peed in the middle of the floor. But jesus, get that little shit potty trained already, woman!!!
xNephilim 19
Like that has anything to do with it. People pee in their pants all the time, even though they are 'potty-trained'. It's just that sometimes you can't reach a bathroom in time. And btw, it's even harder for kids to hold it in. Use your brain, it's there for a reason.
SweetCharity4848 0
Little shit
blahbbb 0
you shoulda bitchslapped her - the mom not the kid
tencalories 3
you should have followed her and pissed on her car and said your problem now
Holy_ish 19
what a bitch
Evan2297 0
I thought you ment she left the kid there. XD