Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML
Today, I wanted to call my mom to ask for advice but called my boss instead. I panicked and ended up talking about weekend plans like nothing was wrong. She now knows way too much about my personal life. FML
Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML
Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML
Today, my phone rang with an unknown number. I answered in my professional “customer service” voice: “Hello, this is Sarah, how may I help you?” It was my mom, who immediately said, “Why are you talking like a robot? Did you get fired again?” I was on speakerphone at the grocery store checkout. FML
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Capn 0
You know, if you work in customer service then they'll record the phone calls. You have nothing to worry about.
gravityplanx 0
That's ridiculous... what does your mom want to accomplish? getting you fired? it's a lose lose.... and she's a bitch
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gravityplanx 0
That's ridiculous... what does your mom want to accomplish? getting you fired? it's a lose lose.... and she's a bitch
kmarie22_613e 25
Nah, if the kid is fired they'll move back home where she can have 24hour tech support.
fuckmyl1f333 0
your moms a bitch, but yeah you got owned lol
itsucks15 0
very childish of your mom
laffytaffy 0
why would she do that? that's not nice! tsk tsk to your mom...
almostouttt 0
rofl .
gordonfreeman_fml 0
What is wrong with you people? Does nobody have respect for their parents anymore? You deserved this one, definitely, and all the people in this thread saying your mom is a bitch -- you people need to seriously evaluate your lives if you don't even have the patience to talk to your own mother on the phone. Pathetic. This generation really is a generation of *******.
I_Bite 22
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this. Yes the mum may have crossed a line by calling his boss. However people need to learn basic respect for their parents these days
lolo527 0
lol...damn, your mom sucks!
x0xGeminix0x 0
Dayyuum ur mom must hate u
Guairdean 0
Go home and tell your Mom that you were fired after she complained. Let her know that she'll be supporting you for a few years while you decide what to do with your life. Let her stew for a while before you tell her the truth.
blland 0
what a mom. leave the house and never see her again.