Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I got fired. Not because of anything I did, but because my best friend, who'd I'd gotten hired, stood up for herself when both the owner's wife and daughter became disrespectful professionally. She then quit and got a job with a competitor. They started looking at her LinkedIn. Two weeks later, I get canned. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML
Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being suspended while they investigated my sexual harassment claim. Their reason for firing me: misuse of company time. Yes, I suppose reporting being sexually harassed is a huge waste of time. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I was terminated from my job. This comes after I sent HR an email about an inappropriate relationship between my manager and a counselor. Seems like I should have kept my mouth shut. FML
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Top comments
sbcpunkrocker 0
seems like there must be more to the story if you got fired and people were happy about it
allmidnighteyes 11
******* bitch. Go back to your boss, and have him pull up the records. The shit she wrote would OBVIOUSLY not compare with your handwriting at all. Or get creative with some brake fluid and stain a giant penis on her car hood. But then, she might use another employee's money to pay for the new paint....
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Comments (140)
xsouldeath 2
whoh
Illumi113 0
People are crying liberalism because everybody listened to this lying girl and immediately fired this completely innocent guy (thought that's probably not *exactly* what happened), not because this girl is saying it. They're talking about the way that any girl can call sexual harassment and immediately have anybody fired (though, again, that's probably not exactly what happened).
pulpfiction_fml 3
Make sure to give that bitch a little squeeze before you walk out the door. If you're getting fired for it anyway, you may as well get your money's worth.
ghm1234 0
what a bitch!
FAYUL12345100 3
SUE.
sweetalicious 1
kick her in the boob and chop off all her hair and poo on her shoes. make your exit worthwhile and memorable.
catharsis5 9
I think you have a case here and you should clear your name for the next time you apply for a job, just don't ask for a million dollars, just enough to cover the legal fees.
fml_mu 10
Hope you can sue the company!!!!
shitsville 13
WTF?! That woman should actually be sexually harassed and killed for lying about such a thing! If she thinks it's okay to accuse someone of sexually harassing her, just because she was confronted about something she should have never done in the first place, then she deserves death!
jayyboi2010 17
why didnt you write stuff up in her name to get back at her?