Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I got fired. Not because of anything I did, but because my best friend, who'd I'd gotten hired, stood up for herself when both the owner's wife and daughter became disrespectful professionally. She then quit and got a job with a competitor. They started looking at her LinkedIn. Two weeks later, I get canned. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML
Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being suspended while they investigated my sexual harassment claim. Their reason for firing me: misuse of company time. Yes, I suppose reporting being sexually harassed is a huge waste of time. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I was terminated from my job. This comes after I sent HR an email about an inappropriate relationship between my manager and a counselor. Seems like I should have kept my mouth shut. FML
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sbcpunkrocker 0
seems like there must be more to the story if you got fired and people were happy about it
allmidnighteyes 11
******* bitch. Go back to your boss, and have him pull up the records. The shit she wrote would OBVIOUSLY not compare with your handwriting at all. Or get creative with some brake fluid and stain a giant penis on her car hood. But then, she might use another employee's money to pay for the new paint....
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Comments (140)
luvs2splooge42 0
at first when i read this it seemed like she probably was lying, but then i realized the OP never actually said she was making it up, just that he was accused. YDI. lol. if she was making it up... quite a different story obviously
Shyman4ever 0
Lmfao #7 made my day.
Essentials 0
lawsuit. enjoy your millions.
AntiChrist7 0
sue her, and the company, and you never have to work again. lucky bastard
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I have a sneaky suspicion the OP has done something-- in actions or in attitude-- that would give his coworkers and boss a reason to believe the girl. It should be easy to see through blatent manipulation like this if it's 100% unfounded.
Sipos 0
Assuming she has no basis for complaining (and I mean none, ie you don't spend you time staring at them or anything) then you should sue for wrongful dismissal. At least in the UK (and almost certainly the US), it is illegal to just fire someone without a reason. You should be able to sue for compensation. They will also probably be fired (making unfounded accusations of sexual harrasement is gross negligence and so grounds for dismissal). (I am not a laywer, you should consult one for legal advice first). People should not be able to get away with making false claims of sex related misconduct. It is very unfair and, it harms genuine victims because crying wolf makes people ignore them. Accepting it will make you look guilty, ruinning your reputation, and make them think it is ok to cry wolf like that.
plethora 3
I would have more sympathy for you, but I can't get past the fact that this is the worst written FML I have ever read. It is painful. Gah!
Luzilla 0
Accusing sexual harassment; womens strongest weapon. :( I feel sorry for everyone who actually gets sexually harassed,because it's like in this old story for children (Peter and the wolf or something like that), one day people will be sick of that and won't believe it anymore.
jackle117 0
She's a total bee-atch
humorizer 14
That's stupid though. I mean what employer is going to say "I'm firing you because you're black". If I was to hate blacks, and felt like firing all blacks, I'd just say "we don't have enough funds for so many employees, so I'm going to have to let you go. So sorry." I'll claim they're lying if they accuse me of being a racist.