Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
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Top comments
ninety 25
If you wanted to break up wouldn't you already have a reason without having to create one?
emmingle 24
Way to lead him on...
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Comments (107)
ivanhoe4u 3
Be honest next time.
ironichalibut 24
So by the laws of adolescent relationships, you now *definately* have to break up with them, since your parents like them now. Remember, Mind games aren't kind games.
SweetasCandy0609 28
most people bring home the person they are seeing to meet their parents because they are getting serious with them not come up with a way to dump them, if you already have a reason to dump him why are you trying to use your parents as one? grow up OP you sound very immature.
SMHsohard 22
And now you've learned the pitfall of being passive-aggressive.
Thunderstruck14 30
That's kind of unfair to him. How would you feel if someone broke up with you because their parents didn't like you? When you break up with someone, be honest.
wolfman2123 13
Grow some balls ... Oh wait
domolovesyoshi 33
What are you 15?
perdix 31
Great plan! Maybe your parents will love him so much, they'll adopt him and you won't be able to sleep with him anymore because that will be incest! Genius!!!
FML_Elle 17
I wish we could favorite comments I would favorite this one
Cusefan5 6
That is the stupidest idea that I have ever heard
Km1490 20
when it comes to relationships you don't involve other people..period.