Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML
Today, a vendor contacted me to let me know that our contract renewal went through. Turns out, I misread our original contract and now I've obligated our company to buy $24k of services, when my boss wanted to cancel it. It's only February and I already know I'm not getting a bonus this year. FML
Today, I have to choose between getting a cellphone contract that I need, or a TV that I don't even want, but which my flatmates insist I contribute towards. The same flatmates who eat all my food. This increased grocery bill has left me unable to afford either the phone or TV. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML
Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML
Today, I've been receiving a lot of calls from my telephone company, offering combo packages with internet, Netflix, Disney+ and whatever the fuck. We had previously resigned from their services, because the company never had the intention of fixing an outage that was caused BY THE SAME COMPANY. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Apparently in your brain "no" means "Please **** me over monthly for the next 2 years."
zandalee 20
Damn those salespeople with their honeyed voices!!! You have a cooling off period! Call her now to cancel it!!!!
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Comments (141)
theevilduchess 12
Just say no... Do you want this completely ridiculous policy? NO. See how easy that was.
juicifer 0
Pussy!
spottyblanket 8
My trick is to just say 'No, thank you and goodbye' and hang up
Ameel_fml 19
This x100. If the person won't cancel your contract and keeps trying to sell you something you don't want, just hang up. Then try calling again to see if you can get a different person to talk to. Some people are easier to deal with than others.
muzy 23
looks like someone was being economical with the truth...
RadioOctopus 16
He was taught by chuck norris.
license2chill 5
I can't see why it would be hard to say no, just stand firm on your ground, know what you want. One time I had this sales rep on the phone, he just wouldn't stop talking, so I left the phone on the table and went to do other stuff. I know it's rude, but I really had enough of that sales rep that day.
Abdul888 16
Go back to them, spit on his/her face and demand immediate cancelation of the contract.
cumsuck 0
Best sales rep of the year
ImSoEffedUp 10
Can you hear me now...? I'm sure you'll feel em now if not.....
Forlorn420 9
Touché salesman. Touché