Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my parents lectured me about how my girlfriend will ruin my life, because she's a single mom, a recovering alcoholic, and has chronic health issues. Apparently, I should be with their friend's rude, trashy daughter, who can't keep a job, and goes on a drunken, drug-fueled bender every other week. I'm 31. FML
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left, they told me they disapprove of her because of her supposedly lower social class. Now I have to either dump her or lose the money they set aside to pay for my university tuition. FML
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
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DeathBunny218 37
I thought Nazi's were all for blonde hair and blue eyes...
marinus_fml 20
Why don't you publicly preach how discrimination is wrong to them then?
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Comments (95)
deefan101 11
WTF?! stupid parents!!! Nazi were all about blond hair and blue eyes. no black hair!!! some people need to retake history class!
deefan101 11
*not
bromdaddy 0
YDI for being a Nazi. Why don't you goose step your way back to Oregon you dumb Mormon?
perry4 2
im not completely positive but nazis are usually blonde...
Chrisuh 29
and also have blue eyes
Enigmax2514 7
well, give them the Nazi salute everytime u see them their reaction would be fun to watch
hotspitta 0
maybe they dont like you because youre no ******* fun
canzonetta 16
Huh? How does dying your hair black make you a nazi? Sounds like they sought an excuse to not like you. FYL.
iluvcrazipepl 9
I've got blonde hair and blue eyes so they should be pissed at someone like me! Not you for crying out loud!
fucmylifealot 0
tell your girlfriend to grow some ovaries and stand up for herself and her decision. do they tell her what color underwear to put on in the morning as well? cut the abilical cord (spelled wrong)
ClaytonAwesome 0
Are you, in fact, a closet nazi?
AgentSmith79 9
You speak out AGAINST drugs and alcohol? I'm sorry my friend, but you are indeed a negative influence.
goshpeople 4
The majority of people who do drugs ARE negatively affected by them. If you exclude marijuana, then that number explodes. If you include family members of drug addicts, well, you get the picture. Alcohol in moderation is acceptable, but think of all the drunk drivers, alcoholics, and underage drinkers out there. Pretty sure that's more what the OP was getting at. Unless he's an idiot who pushes teetotalling views on everyone.