Today, I went to put my laptop on a desk when I got a text message. I was startled by the ringtone and dropped my laptop on the ground. It now has dent marks on the bottom. The text message was from an annoying friend, simply saying, "I'm eating a hot dog." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML
Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, while I was reading on my tablet, my dog wanted to be let outside, so I set down the tablet and let her outside. I returned to the living room to continue reading when I heard a crunch. The tablet had fallen to the floor and I'd stepped on it. FML
Today, while trying to get my attention, my dog got her nail stuck in a usb port in my laptop. She freaked out and ran off, dragging it off my lap and through the house before if came off. Her nail was only slightly chipped- my laptop now has a cracked screen. FML
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
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SasuNaru_fml 0
Dude kick his ass! Then take his hot dog :D
Weil 0
How startled do you have to be to drop something? I can just picture some idiot walking along, throwing everything he's holding into the air because he was scared of a ring tone. lol.
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Comments (201)
sfsdfsf 0
i hope they read this
24788 7
Make him fear hot dogs every time he sees them from now on.
hudaheo 0
sounds like a text i would send xD YDI for being afraid of your own ringtone
Capn 0
YDI; may you never hold a child in your arms.
wetheChristine 0
hot dogs are disgusting. all filler, all killer. as for you, get new friends along with your new laptop.
spongebobrocks 0
Lmao, gotta love randomness...
palmtrees 1
#24 - Yes, I did read it - "dented" is not the same as "doesn't work." I would assume that if the computer were now unusable the OP would have phrased the post that way.
DrAwesome 6
Ha ha, your friend sounds like my girlfriend. She texts me for anything. "Hey, I just ran out of tartar sauce." "I just found out that Philips is a type of screwdriver!" "You're tall." "Help, I'm being robbed. Come as fast as you can. They shot my mother." Just useless stuff. But that sucks about the laptop. EDIT: Wait, just dents? Stop whining.
lovely997 0
hahaha, you've got to love the friends like that
dg72592_fml 0
hahaha what the ****, your friend has a weird sense of humor/weird personality in general